Terms & Conditions

Last Updated: March 2026

Fair Warning: I'm a cryptid. While I've been around for 10,000 years and generally know what I'm talking about, this blog comes with absolutely no warranty. Use at your own risk. Don't blame me if your tomatoes fail or your WiFi stops working.

1. Agreement to Terms

By accessing and using this blog ("Off-Grid Living: A Bigfoot's Guide"), you agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions. If you do not agree to abide by the above, please do not use this service. These terms apply to all users of the site, including without limitation users who are browsers, vendors, customers, merchants, and/or contributors of content.

2. Use License

Permission is granted to temporarily download one copy of the materials (information or software) on this blog for personal, non-commercial transitory viewing only. This is the grant of a license, not a transfer of title, and under this license you may not:

• Modify or copy the materials

• Use the materials for any commercial purpose or for any public display

• Attempt to decompile or reverse engineer any software contained on the blog

• Remove any copyright or other proprietary notations from the materials

• Transfer the materials to another person or "mirror" the materials on any other server

• Plagiarize my advice and take credit for it

3. Disclaimer

The materials on this blog are provided on an 'as is' basis. I make no warranties, expressed or implied, and hereby disclaim and negate all other warranties including, without limitation, implied warranties or conditions of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement of intellectual property or other violation of rights.

I am not a licensed agricultural expert, water management professional, or electrician. I'm a cryptid who's been figuring this stuff out for millennia. Your mileage may vary. Do your own research. Check local laws. Talk to actual professionals if things get complicated. If your solar panel installation burns down your house, that's on you, not me.

4. Limitations of Liability

In no event shall myself, the parent company, or suppliers be liable for any damages (including, without limitation, damages for loss of data or profit, or due to business interruption) arising out of the use or inability to use the materials on this blog, even if I or my authorized representative has been notified orally or in writing of the possibility of such damage.

5. Accuracy of Materials

The materials appearing on this blog could include technical, typographical, or photographic errors. I do not warrant that any of the materials on this blog are accurate, complete, or current. I may make changes to the materials contained on this blog at any time without notice.

That said, I've been living in the forest for years. The fundamentals are solid. But yes, I might occasionally recommend something and then realize better six months later and update it. That's called learning.

6. Materials and Content

The materials on this blog are written by me, a professional cryptid with centuries of off-grid living experience. The tone is humorous. The intent is helpful. If you can't handle gentle mockery of human civilization, you might want to look for a different blog.

All content on this blog is for informational purposes only. None of it constitutes professional advice. Always consult with appropriate professionals before making major decisions about your property, safety, or systems.

7. Links to Other Sites

I am not responsible for the contents of any linked website. Your access to any linked website is at your own risk, and I make no promises about their accuracy or quality.

8. Modifications

I may revise these terms of service for this blog at any time without notice. By using this blog, you are agreeing to be bound by the then current version of these terms and conditions.

9. Governing Law

These terms and conditions are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the state of Wisconsin, and you irrevocably submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts in that location.

Translation: I'm in the woods. Don't sue me. Also, if you're having a genuine emergency regarding safety, electricity, or water systems, talk to actual licensed professionals, not a cryptid on the internet.

10. Contact Information

If you have any questions about these Terms and Conditions, please find me in the woods. I'm usually near someone's off-grid homestead, probably checking out what they're growing.